Girl you haven't heard of will give you forbidden foot pleasures

I'm not sure who Leighton Meester is other than the fact that she's on Gossip Girl - the girls I stalk seem to talk about that show all the time. I'm guessing if you're of the male persuasion you didn't much care either until this morning when it came out that she has a sex tape. Hey celebrities, stop filming yourself having sex. And by stop I mean keep at it. From *shudder* TMZ:

Spotted ... "Gossip Girl" star Leighton Meester having sex with her BF... on video.

We've learned a Meester tape is being shopped around town. It was shot a few years back, and shows Leighton in mostly innocuous though nude scenes -- with several big exceptions ... one involving her very talented feet.

We're told a company called celebhotline.com is negotiating for the video. The company's spokesperson, Kevin Blatt told us, "We've seen the tape and we're hoping to close the deal."

I've always wondered what it meant when people say "shopped around town". I'm assuming the town is Los Angeles, because that's where these people tend to live, but are there actual shops for this? Or is it just an expression and I've wasted the last fifteen seconds of my life? Anyway, apparently if you're good Leighton Meester will give you a footy (or does that mean soccer?). The tape has already been sold, so if you're perving a dish, WWTDD has (NSFW) photos. Enjoy the rest of your day, sickos.


via TMZ

There Will Be Blood Boobs

So apparently True Blood comes back on the air tonight. I know this because of the shrill screams of excitement emanating from my roommates (they read this, so I'll point out that may be a bit of an exaggeration). If you're unfamiliar with True Blood, take a look up at the picture. There, you just watched True Blood. I've already made my feelings on vampire shows quite clear. I've only seen the first three episodes of True Blood, but needless to say it features some of the worst acting I've ever seen. The only silver lining is that there are boobs. Ooodles of boobs. And yet somehow, the only people I know who actually enjoy the show are gay men and women. It's a puzzle wrapped in an enigma.

Anyway, if you actually like the show and are still reading, True Blood returns tonight on HBO. I'm too lazy to look up what time, but I think you can figure it out. After all, you obviously have internet access.

Update: It's 9:42PM, I can hear my girlfriend shrieking downstairs as she watches this. I've never been more in love.. Now where's that noose...

Oh, here's Anna Paquin: