Wednesday, June 24, 2009

CBS has some procedurals, boring sitcoms for you


Favorite network of the idiotic, infirm, and your grandmother CBS has released their fall premiere schedule today. Since we like to try and cover all of these (after all, the posts practically write themselves and I don't get paid for this) we'll bring it to you here. With jokes. Which is something CBS doesn't have many of. Because all their shows are CSI, NCIS, or other sundry procedurals.. get it? Actually, if comedies are your thing, they have several top-rated crappy ones for you as well (we're looking at you, Two and a Half Men). If it weren't for official show of bambat How I Met Your Mother (and The Big Bang Theory, but don't tell Mike) this network would be completely unwatchable. Oh, Survivor is back too. Bully for you, CBS. The full premiere schedule:

Thursday, Sept. 17
8:00-9:00 PM SURVIVOR: SAMOA (19th Installment Premiere)

Monday, Sept. 21
8:00-8:30 PM HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER (5th Season Premiere)
8:30-9:00 PM ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE (Series Debut)
9:00-9:30 PM TWO AND A HALF MEN (7th Season Premiere)
9:30-10:00 PM THE BIG BANG THEORY (3rd Season Premiere)
10:00-11:00 PM CSI: MIAMI (8th Season Premiere)

Tuesday, Sept. 22
8:00-9:00 PM NCIS (7th Season Premiere)
9:00-10:00 PM NCIS: LOS ANGELES (Series Debut)
10:00-11:00 PM THE GOOD WIFE (Series Debut)

Wednesday, Sept. 23
8:00-8:30 PM THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE
(5th Season Premiere)
8:30-9:00 PM GARY UNMARRIED (2nd Season Premiere)
9:00-10:00 PM CRIMINAL MINDS (5th Season Premiere)
10:00-11:00 PM CSI: NY (6th Season Premiere)

Thursday, Sept. 24
9:00-10:00 PM CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION (10th Season Premiere)
10:00-11:00 PM THE MENTALIST (2nd Season Premiere)

Friday, Sept. 25
8:00-9:00 PM GHOST WHISPERER (5th Season Premiere)
9:00-10:00 PM MEDIUM (Network Debut)
10:00-11:00 PM NUMBERS (6th Season Premiere)

Saturday, Sept. 26
8:00-9:00 PM CRIMETIME SATURDAY
9:00-10:00 PM CRIMETIME SATURDAY
10:00-11:00 PM 48 HOURS MYSTERY (Season Premiere)

Sunday, Sept. 27
7:00-8:00 PM 60 MINUTES (42nd Season Premiere)
8:00-10:00 PM THE AMAZING RACE (15th Edition Premiere)
10:00-11:00 PM COLD CASE (7th Season Premiere)

Sunday, Oct. 4
9:00-10:00 PM THREE RIVERS (Series Debut)

via the live feed

1 comment:

  1. Brett, if you are going to catch up on a sitcom. Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the most genius sitcom on TV, hands down. Really if you haven't indulged in this show start now. Shows like Entourage and sorry to say How I met your Mother as well as Big bang Theory and all other sitcoms on current TV do not even touch the level of comedic genius in Its Always Sunny.

    Scott

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