TV's Ten Hottest Women (5-1)

Here's the rest of the list which we began yesterday:

5. Cobie Smulders: How I Met Your Mother (Brett: 9, Mike: 4)


























Mike Says: We've now got three Canadians in a row and Smulders leads us off. Probably the most under appreciated hottie on this list as she's never gotten the kind of press a lot of the other women on here have. It's a tribute to her charm, hotness and comedic chops that she's got many How I Met Your Mother fans hoping for a twist which makes Aunt Robin the mother.

Brett Says: I have to give Cobie Smulders props for being one of the few actresses on this list whose characters I can remotely stand. How I Met Your Mother (the official show of bambat) is so often dominated by the comedic stylings of NPH and Jason Segal that it is easy to overlook Smulders. She's more than just a pretty face, however, as she can seriously bring the funny. And if you need proof, here's the debut hit from 90s popstar Robin Sparkles:




4. Evangeline Lilly: Lost (Brett: 5, Mike: 6)























Mike Says: Don't let the Golden Globe nomination fool you. Anyone who tries to defend Lilly's acting is kidding himself worse than a hopeful Air France 447 relative [ed: I can't be held responsible for Mike's off-color jokes - brett]. The producers of Lost haven't had her in her underwear in a while, so I hope they saved the best for the last season.

Brett Says: Evangeline Lilly always presents a significant challenge for me. On the one hand, she's without a doubt the worst actress on this list. It's not even close. And the fact that her annoying acting has to gum up the works of one of my favorite shows has never made me a big fan. On the other hand, she's smoking hot. Seasons One and Two of Lost seemed to be a neverending series of shots framed around Kate's ass. And it was good. But the show has gone away from that, and now Kate is just dead weight. I feel that the best solution for everyone would be if Kate's ass got its own spin off. Make it happen, J.J Abrams.


3. Sarah Chalke: Scrubs (Brett: 4, Mike: 5)


























Mike Says: Speaking of underwear, there was a couple years on Scrubs where it seemed like a weekly requirement for Chalke to strip down. While that tapered off and her acting got increasingly over-the-top and annoying, she remains one of the hottest on television. When she guest starred on How I Met Your Mother, it was icing on the cake. By cake I mean my boxer shorts and by icing I mean...

Brett Says: I'm with Mike in missing the days when Dr. Elliot Reid got in her bra on a weekly basis. In fact, get Bill Lawrence on the phone, I think I have an idea for the best way to keep Scrubs alive post-Braff. I think the previous three choices just show us that Canada really can churn them out. Speaking of Chalke in a bra, here's a montage to prove it (sorry about the Zapruder-like quality, I'm not any more invested in this than grabbing the first youtube hit for "Elliot Reid sexy"):




2. Hayden Panettiere: Heroes (Brett: 2, Mike: 3)























Mike Says: The only American in our top 5, it took me a while to climb on board the Hayden train (which the perverted Brett has been riding since Remember the Titans), but better late than never. I can only hope that as she gets older, the producers of Heroes will transition her from cute innocent cheerleader into a full blown sex symbol (read: prostitute).

Brett Says: I know it's all the vogue these days to call Hayden sexy, but as Mike points out I was up on that long before the masses took notice. The same thing happened with Lohan, who I first fell in love with in The Parent Trap (hey, I was only 13 too, shut up). But she's dead to me now, replaced by Hayden. During the first season of Heroes I feel like Mike and I had her all to ourselves.. But then she turned 18 and it's like... what's the point anymore? Oh next big jailbait sensation, where are you?!? ... If you need me, I'll be in my dark gray van.


1. Yvonne Strahovski: Chuck (Brett: 1, Mike: 1)






















Mike Says: Another one on the list I know nothing about. I only watched the first two or three episodes of Chuck, but I've seen enough of this one to know she's the hottest thing on TV. Thankfully, it seems the makers of Chuck know what they've got. This year, Victoria's Secret decided not to televise their annual fashion show, airing back to back episodes of Chuck instead.

Brett Says: The female lead on the most criminally underrated show on television, I think it speaks volumes of Strahovski that she was our consensus #1 without Mike even watching the show. I think her hotness speaks for itself, so I won't even bother making a joke. Chuck producers clearly know what they have and how to use it, as evidenced by this video from the show's official Hulu channel, which seems to exist for no other reason than for you, the reader, to pleasure yourself to. You sick fuck: