Wednesday, June 17, 2009

HEADLINES: VIKING BOWLER EDITION


'Jon & Kate' minus 31%- Get it? See what they've done? Cause the show is 'minus Eight' but they've cleverly used that to make a pun about falling ratings. It's not that hard. "'Little People, Big World' ratings midgeted" "'I Didn't Know I was Pregnant' kicked in stomach" This is fun. (Live Feed)

HBO wipes hands of Artie- Ass next. (NY Post)

'True Blood' gives HBO its biggest audience since 'The Sopranos'- The numbers don't lie; I guess teenage obesity has gone up. (LA Times)

New Jersey 'Real Housewife' Danielle Staub on crime and Botox on 'Today'- One is a serious danger to society and strains our moral fiber. The other is often committed by minorities. (Zing!) (LA Times)

800,000 callers phone digital TV hot line- To no avail. Sex and the City reruns won't be stopped. (Freep.com)

LA County backtracks on HIV cases in porn industry- "We were wrong, you guys are clean... Well not clean, but you know... No I mean, you're clean in that way, the HIV thing, but other ways... No I'm just sayin'... Miss, you have 47 different men on your face." (Boston.com)

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